he Wizard's Box of Delights

The Wizard of New Zealand has made available a veritable treasure trove of mystical goods... a selection of entirely unique, high-quality items. You will not be able to acquire this collector's item from any other virtual, or real-world, store. This is the perfect gift for peasants and nobility alike

The Wizard has performed many documented miracles. Every year, thousands of people from around the globe visit the Wizard to seek out and experience his mysterious powers. Now, no matter where you are in the world, you have the opportunity to acquire his mystical melange...

“The Wizard's Box of Delights” contains:

	“My Life as a Miracle” - The Wizard's autobiography provides a fascinating insight into life as 'a living work of art'. It is surely one of the most astounding autobiography's ever written and has been told in an easy to read and profusely illustrated book. The publisher is Canterbury University Press. Click here to see a larger version of the image.
	Wizard T-Shirt - Black, printed in white and red, with the Wizard in close-up gesturing dramatically. Large size fits almost all. Click here to see a larger version of the image.
	Tiki - A traditional native Maori good luck pendant. Each Tiki is personally blessed by the Wizard during a full moon for enhanced potency. Click here to see a larger version of the image.
	Potion - Magic powder made from hairs from the Wizard's beard and ash from his smoked cigars. Rumoured to have magical healing properties if rubbed on the body. Click here to see a larger version of the image.
	South Up Map of the World - The Wizard has sold over 50,000 thousand of these posters in Cathedral Square Christchurch since 1974. They back up his message that reality, even physical reality, is always controlled by an elite. On the back is a scientific demonstration that the Universe could be inside the earth. Cosmology - Traces man's conceptualisation of the nature of the cosmos from hunter-gather and agricultural times to modern industrial cosmology. The Wizard introduces his postmodern, aesthetic, cosmology which is a radical break from the past. Poster - A powerful photographic image of the Wizard holding forth in Cathedral Square. Assorted Documents - A selection of original documents including; the Wizard's Proclamation, a Heavenly Credit and a sepia Alf's Imperial Army Battle Poster. Click here to see a larger version of the image.

The “The Wizard's Box of Delights” is NZ $110.00 plus postage. Depending on the current exchange rate, this works out to be approximately U.S. $55.00 to U.S. $70.00 plus postage. (NB for New Zealanders this price excludes GST.)

Books and T-Shirts are available as individual items.

Feel free to email the Wizard for divine guidance if you have any questions about the “The Wizard's Box of Delights”.